Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing

fiction, science, comedy · EN-US

A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high. Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same. Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer. I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert. I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers. Is it true? Who knows. Don’t quote me… It’s probably nothing.